LinkedIn used to be a place for thoughtful business updates.
Now it’s like TikTok got an MBA and put on a suit.

When everyone’s personal growth journey starts sounding like a SaaS pitch, maybe it’s time to log off.

Between the AI-generated “I’m humbled to announce” posts and the daily avalanche of cold DMs from sales reps, I realized I was spending more time dodging pitches than making real connections. 

So—I’m truly humbled to announce that I’m taking a break from AI-generated self-congratulation disguised as insight.

I’ve decided to break up with LinkedIn.
It’s not me—it’s definitely them.